granola Rock

Music from the 1960's and early 1970's, whereas most of the lead singers have all died from a drug overdose.
or~
Newer bands, that are not popular, also known to some as indie music.

Nothing with loud drums that might increase blood pressure.

Granola Rock music is enjoyed by many hippies/tree huggers, while bragging on their extreme enviromentalist behavior, and comparing who gets the greatest milage out of their Pruis.

Michelle spends her day caring for her behive and thinking of ways to recycle anything and everything, all the while, listening to her granola Rock music on her 8 track.

by Sheila shine November 16, 2012

granola

Usually found in the northern Rocky Mountains of the continental United States. Often mistakenly linked with hippies, however have no over-arching motivations for societal progress. Instead are focused solely on spending the majority of their time engaging in outdoor recreational pursuits. Despite never having held a full-time job, granolas usually manage to purchase several thousand dollars worth of over-priced outdoors equipment (i.e. skis, kayaks, rock climbing gear) which they strap to their over-burdened 1995 Subaru Legacy station wagons. When not actively outdoors, granolas can be found together in small to medium sized packs smoking marijuana, listening to the String Cheese Incident and Jack Johnson, and watching Warren Miller videos.

90% of the "locals" found in Jackson, Wyoming are granolas.

by NooneYouKnow June 17, 2008

granola shoes

The old man hiking shoes that are worn daily by embarrassing dads, uncles, and on occasion grandfathers.
Description: The weird rubber/mesh sandal looking roman shoes that strap around you foot a gazilaon times with hideous amounts of Velcro to secure in your precious piggies. Yet with large openings for air to flow thru your feet to keep them fresh while letting in parasites and creepy crawlies.
All in all, a wanna bee hippie tree-hugging old man fad that must die

Dude whats with the granola shoes?

They are mere hiking sandals with mesh siding and leather straps, that i use for everyday activities to formal occasions. Oh and 10% of my purchase helped an independent company plant a tree in the amazon!--thus making them nongranola ie

by yovanna July 3, 2008

Geno

A fuckin' crazy ninja from Super Mario RPG.

Geno Whirl ownz all other attacks.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Granola Punk

Mediocre humans looking for the high road, which also coincides with the easy road. These individuals are often recognized by unkempt or "strange" hairstyles, large holes in their ears, lots of tattoos, and an immense sense of political-correctness (sometimes translated to self-righteousness). These can also be individuals who are leftovers from burning man and find solace in folk music (hippie-punks). Most-often found in the Pacific Northwest, especially Portland.

I'll give you twenty bucks if we walk down Alberta after 9pm and don't see one Granola Punk.

by memphiscreep October 8, 2010

Alessandra Genovese

The person with this name is typically a huge bitch and doesn't like penis. She likes to eat sandwiches and has a fat booty. Her name is wack and she's a weird ugly woman.

Alessandra genovese went to the supermarket and she's a fat bitch with small boobs because she's dumb.

by DI4J_1100 May 21, 2020

Gorenography

A subgenre of Ecchi (Japanese Animated Pornography) that usually involves the characters involved cutting each other apart with sharp instruments. The gore in such cases are incredibly excessive, and can even include young underage girls.

Jack: That gorenography stuff is pretty messed up!
Jill: You're telling me...

by Bob Wilderbrook January 14, 2008