Donald Trump launched a lie-filled Amazon Grenade that caused the company to lose market share and stock value overnight.
by Uncle Joosie April 03, 2018
Refers to the result of the process by which a grenade, or ugly friend of a girl you or another wants to hook up with, develops in into a full force semtex grenade,as made popular by the Modern Warfare video game series, after someone agrees to jump on the grenade.
The grenade, mistakenly emboldened by your making "small talk" with her so that your friend can run game on her dime piece friend, begins to think that she is in fact attractive as well. Now in full force, the semtex grenade begins pursuing you, desperately trying to hook up with you.
The grenade, mistakenly emboldened by your making "small talk" with her so that your friend can run game on her dime piece friend, begins to think that she is in fact attractive as well. Now in full force, the semtex grenade begins pursuing you, desperately trying to hook up with you.
"Yo, did you hear Mike jumped on that grenade for Tim last night. She's a complete semtex grenade, been blowing up his phone all day."
"Dude, that sucks. I hope he's rocking Flak Jacket Bro."
"Dude, that sucks. I hope he's rocking Flak Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 08, 2011
A woman who births ugly daughters.
Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.
Donald says to Matt.."Damn that Michelle is ugly!!"
Matt says..."So is all of Michelle's sisters. Michelle's mother is obviously a grenade launcher"
Matt says..."So is all of Michelle's sisters. Michelle's mother is obviously a grenade launcher"
by C-DOGG72 August 28, 2010
by T.P. July 23, 2003
by pseudo-exception February 28, 2010
A grenade thrown towards an opening to kill the target(s) inside the room, which misses the window and hits the surrounding wall, rebounds and lands next to the thrower.
Player1:Grenade Out!
(Grenade misses opening and bounces off towards player)
Player2:Lol, that noob threw a Dave Grenade!
Player3:Totally!
(Grenade misses opening and bounces off towards player)
Player2:Lol, that noob threw a Dave Grenade!
Player3:Totally!
by Oliver "Spud" February 20, 2008
This is when an attractive girl has gained a significant amount of poundage for no explanable reason.
by Jon Downey September 25, 2006