Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

Gremlin

short usually fast person that likes stealing items from others

yo watch out before that gremlin steals your food

by limb nibbler July 10, 2022

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy July 30, 2012

swamp gremlin

A womxn who purposely dresses in a way that down plays her physical appearance to deter men from approaching. Typically a dirty or disheveled aesthetic.

I’m going out looking like a swamp gremlin.

by SwampGremlinSupreme May 12, 2023

Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024

Witch-Gremlin

Is a cute adorable little monster that follows you around where you work to a stalking degree, often lightweight when drinking, has four eyes, easy to throw, better at charming people with her smile than with magic, retarded, and has chicken feet.

My girl is a fucking witch-gremlin.

by Chester J. L'Carne September 20, 2021

Gremlin

Thirsty, knob gobbling whores who crave the sweet juice from men's red fruit.

“I had to leave a Matt Rife show early because the gremlins were starting to crowd the stage.”

by Kevpac588 July 15, 2023