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gravity

short for “grabe teh
person 1: *insert witty joke here*
person 2: GRAVITYYY 😱😱😱
by jadesexy July 24, 2025
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Gravity

A person who has no sense of IQ or any motion of sense because their brains have been floating.
I saw my brother maverick yesterday, I always disappointed because he displays gravity literally everytime.
by Bashman113 December 19, 2025
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Gravity Jizz

When ejaculating from an appreciable higher location, such as the second floor, into a recipients face vessel at a lower location.
My boy Dan just saw his ex, and his wife is pissed. She’s the one where he gravity jizzed between the railing spindles into her mouth from the second floor. Legend.
by Not-Bean January 7, 2026
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Visual Gravity

The effect that occurs when one severely unattractive fat person is with a group of good-looking counterparts. Once this person is noticed, no matter where you look within the group, your eyes will be slowly drawn back to that person.
Dude 1: "Check out those Hotties!"

Dude 2: "All I can see is that fat chick. What are you talking about?"

Dude 1: "Watch out. She's got Visual Gravity, man. Take a look at her hot friends."
by Spoodle October 16, 2009
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defying gravity

Turning up when everyone else is turning down. This is considered a dick move.
Man, I got to the party so late last night I was defying gravity.
by georgemaharis July 22, 2014
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Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
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whose gravity?

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.
"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.
by Jewish madam January 22, 2020
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