Grabtastic

Used to describe the sensation of grabbing something fantastic.

"You see Erica's boobies on her new Facebook picture? Grabtastic!"

by JB&SD May 28, 2009

Grabbit Rabbit

A thief or a shop-lifter who instead of being sneaky or devious grabs what they’re after then makes a run for it hoping they will be able to outrun security. A less severe use of the expression refers to someone who takes something without asking.

The guard had a feeling this customer might be a Grabbit Rabbit and prepared to give pursuit.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

grabbed Kirk's cane

Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.

Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!

I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.

by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011

granny grabber

An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.

Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.

by joshfromnc February 25, 2009

cheek grabber

When you're doing such a massive poo that you have to grab a cheek to help it out.

Bruce: Fuckin' hell Baz, I did the biggest shit last night.
Baz: The old cheek grabber eh?
Bruce: Fuckin' oath it was.

by Kiz... December 27, 2013

Grabass

A seemingly intractable mess or bureaucracy that impedes the free flow of progress.

1. All I ever get with you is a bunch of grabass.

2. The opposition candidate faced a considerable amount of grabass getting his name on the ballot.

3. Thank God we bypassed that grabass on the freeway.

by Blue Dot Produx August 3, 2007

Banana Grabber

A gay person whom grabs other mens bananas.

John is a banana grabber.

by don h June 18, 2008