Gobble me off

To give a blow job

Come here bitch and gobble me off!

by apathy2153 January 29, 2009

Global warming

When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass

What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!

Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

black goalie

A phrase in which the meaning was given by Behzinga. A black man saving semen from going into the vagina.

Tobi trying to pull a black goalie during sex

by dorky minter March 20, 2017

GBall

GBall is short for Gansta Baller; usually refers to a someone that's at a higher level or position in the game; a hustler who's considered to be at the top financially; someone who has put their work in; and has their weight up.

I stay working, just trying to get in position like GBall.

by KickBax November 5, 2019

Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.

I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"

by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003

Global Justice

When someone is being a butt and you punch them in the face because they are being stupid and wrong.

Kim Jong-il got his share of global justice!

by Echo-Echo February 14, 2012

goalgly

A shot that drastically changes trajectory mid-flight without physical contact, bamboozling the goalkeeper

Arthur: "I say old boy - did you happen to catch that splendid strike by Montolivo at the weekend? Quite the bend on it I must say."
Spencer: "I certainly did old chap - 'twas a fine goalgly"

Roberto Carlos' free-kick against France at Le Tournoi was the epitome of a goalgly. The swerve was sensational!

Nelinho's goalgly against Italy at the 1978 World Cup was the catalyst for Brazil's comeback in that game.

by The Sweeyster August 25, 2013