goatse vomit

When one sees the goatse picture, and vomits.

I'm sorry man but I goatse vomited all over your cat. My bad.

by Michael Tucker July 12, 2006

Robert Gates

President of Texas A&M University and soon to be Secretary of Defense.

A Badass

I saw Robert Gates get mugged once. It had been like watching Emma Peel, Bruce Lee, and a particularly vicious tornado, all rolled into one with a generous helping of a mongoose killing a king cobra. Those suckers had no idea...

by unit5145 December 6, 2006

Goated On The Sticks

Roman Czorno at fort.

Dereck: Yo, that kid can crank 90s like a god
Evan: Yeah that’s rczorno. The mans goated on the sticks

by JackQuincy69 October 30, 2019

Bill Gates

The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.

People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.

by ChemicalGoat May 22, 2009

ride the goatee

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.

Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!

by Amangalicious December 17, 2007

Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.

I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Gatesville

The largest player-created region in the MMO political simulation game NationStates for the last several years, Gatesville was co-founded by the nations of "Gates the god" and "Rose-Colored Glasses." While Gates remains, RCG has since moved on. Gatesville is known for its staunch pro-national sovereignty policy which is most often expressed as opposition to the NationStates United Nations.

On June 24, 2007, the Gatesville UN Delegate Nevadar made NS history by becoming the most highly endorsed player in the game, a position previously held only by delegates of the various feeder regions.

REGIONS WITH MOST UN VOTES (06/24/2007)
336 gatesville
322 the_north_pacific
326 the_west_pacific
287 the_south_pacific
226 taijitu
217 europe
212 the_pacific
194 the_east_pacific

If you are going to play NationStates, you should consider the region of Gatesville as a possible permanent home.

by Gatesville Reporter (I am a fictional character) December 9, 2008