Globe-trotting

The act of setting a certain extended time period that your penis is exclusively meant for getting head, usually done in a competition of sorts

I was globe-trotting last night against Chris and I owned him.

by telluriding29 March 13, 2010

globe-head

A term, often used pejoratively by flat-earthers, to describe a worldly, liberal-minded person who believes in basic scientific facts, especially the fact that our planet has a spherical shape, which was established by Ancient Greek astronomers more than 2,000 years ago.

"Bill Nye is such a globe-head!"

"So I woke up to my wife of 13 years telling me she can't respect me anymore for my flat-earth views. I wasn't sharing flat-earth views on my Facebook wall or sharing my ideas with any of our globe-headed friends, so I thought I was OK. But, no, she entered my Facebook and seen sic me commenting and sharing in this group. I guess it's not OK to have any independent thoughts, and I can no longer follow the subject for fear of losing my family."

by Alma Gest July 30, 2017

global cooling

aka global dimming, air pollution causes blockage of sunlight to hit the earth's surface and therefore causes global cooling. But global warming's effect is so overly strong that it surpasses that of global dimming.

Global cooling is nullified by the effects of global warming.

by jefar June 19, 2007

Glober

A type of game that uses the whole globe as its playground

This game allows you to travel around the world and chat with users in the same location - its a glober.

by tracend January 24, 2013

The Global War Against Teachers

The movement created by the conservative group Student for Academic Freedom that seeks censore teachers who don't agree with their political, moral, and religious, points of view.
Please Note: Students for Academic Freedom does not call or associated there political movement with this name.

As of 2006 the Students for Academic Freedom began The Global War Against Teachers as well and Academic/Intellectual freedom.

by ????^_^???? November 26, 2006

Global Frequency

A a worldwide, independent defense agency, civilian-run by exactly one-thousand and one agents of varying skills and expertise (detectives, mechanics, assasins, pilots, etc). Lead by the enigmatic Miranda Zero and the supercomputer-of-a-babe and central dispatcher Aleph, they're called into action to clean up all the world-threatening junk that the government run organizations are typically unable to handle.

All the black projects, the mad science, the chilly encounters with the unknown, the Cold War traps... they're all sitting there like landmines. Eventually someone will trip over one of them. Global Frequency are there to catch them when they fall, and defuse the mines before they explode into mainstream consciousness and cause more pain and horror than they already have...

Are you on the Global Frequency?

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

globenotter

Someone who pretends to travel the world, and uses various means to keep the illusion going.

alternatively: one who hasn't yet started traveling the world on their own.

Joshua? No, he's never been to Prague. He's a total globenotter.

by venticup March 8, 2010