gitmo

The U.S's prison for "enemy combatants" which legally have no rights because the land is on lease from Cuba and technically not US Soil.

Also the name of the least favorite Muppet.

Dude he called the white house and said he had a bomb so they sent him to Gitmo.

And now, lets go to our senior imprisoned corresponded Gitmo... - Daily Show

by Mahmud Hasselhoff February 22, 2009

glitch

the internets best forum where friends and loves can be made

i am going to www.glitch.us for a good time and to forget all the problems in the world

by masterK December 7, 2004

Gitmo

vt. to inflict suffering for an indeterminate period.

"If you don't go to bed right now, I'll gitmo your ass with the belt."

by sPud October 12, 2004

glim

when youre not sure whether to be happy or sad - a cross between glee and glum.

I've just had my first sexual intercourse for 5 years but she was a right minger.

by kit robinson April 14, 2003

glitched

to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.

-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'

-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.

-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.

dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?

dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.

(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)

by camfletch November 5, 2010

life glitch

The occurrence when one lags because of a bad connection, gets out of the map, or screen looks in real life (rl). A life glitch can not occur while playing vid3o g4mes because vg's don't exist. Life glitchers only play one game, life. Also known as being under the influence of h4x. Bad connections in R.L are very common life glitches. One in four people die in America being life glitched.

"Lolz I love hunting bears!" Dave
"I would like it a lot better if you werent looking at my screen the whole time" Tom
"Its not my fault that your internet connection is from walmart and your lagging so much you can hardly shoot. Looks like your life glitching" Dave
"Bite my h4x, lolz man" Tom

by Count H4X November 8, 2007

Glitch

Something in a certain popular other-reality based movie to loosely patch over glaring holes in the plot.

Deja-vu means there's a glitch in the matrix, Keanu, you cardboard cut out of an actor!

by Pauly T November 13, 2003