German sex-machine

a very hot girl with a german name, usually thought of as having sex all of the time

Dude, the German sex-machine is sooo hot today, I wanna hit that!

by bobbyjoechris December 28, 2004

germ pigeon

A generally small person who is known to carry a contagious disease and should be avoided as such

Harris is a germ pigeon!

by Alternity April 11, 2004

German Trance

A sub-genre of hard trance, most producers of which are from Germany characterised by dark and brooding melodies, pulsating basslines, and really messed up vocal samples that you would never want your grandmother to hear. Does not refer to only trance from Germany and as such Dark Trance would be a better name.

Hennes and Cold, Kan Cold, Uberdruck Boys and Ad Nauseum.

by satan_666 May 13, 2005

german weiner geiner

someone who sell german weiners at like a little mobile cart in the street.
They have to be wearing a white hat, a red and white striped apron and have a big moustache.

also used to describe someone who says "tackilish" whilst being tickle attacked by their best friend.

"you're such a german weiner geiner!"

by Bonnie Boo May 6, 2008

German Tow Truck

When the male is walking up behind a female to enter her, while she is bent over, the female reaches behind her and "hooks" the male, pulling him into her ass.

I walked up behind her to enter her vaginally, and she gave me the German Tow Truck! It was great!

by alwayshere April 27, 2009

German Quickscope

1. When you are really, really horny, and you randomly shove your penis in to a random hole with extreme force. (i.e. light socket, mouth, and so on and so forth)

2. When you are extremely horny and you shove your dick in to the wall and make a big ass hole.

Dude, i was so horny and pissed last night when my girlfriend left, i just German Quickscoped the wall.

by WezPac April 25, 2011

German Baptism

A German Baptism describes the first spill of alcohol - preferably beer while opening the can - on a new piece of clothing.

Dear piece of clothing,
honoring the legendary tradition of the "German Baptism", you are now officially ready to endure endless nights in muggy bars and wicked beer tents.

by hankmoody89 November 14, 2011