geezerds

old crusty men who are worthless to the betterment of society

I was waitressing at that strip club, but those geezerds pissed me off so I quit.

by lilyloveth January 4, 2018

Geeter

A word meaning anything and everything. Often used when the given name of an object can not be recalled.

Hey man, hand me that Geeter.
Aye girl, let's see them Geeters!
Bend over and touch your toes, I'll show you where the wild Geeter goes!

by Jorod of questionable knowledg June 5, 2018

Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football

"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"

by Jongers January 30, 2019

Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019

Geeter

An invented word meaning 'person'. A DJ in a notoriously cold studio took his own heater in and declared himself to be "The geeter with the heater" simply because it rhymed. The word crossed the channel when a DJ on the offshore radio ship Caroline took a liking to the phrase and expanded it to "The geeter with the heater and the two tone horn", even though he had neither.

Who's that geeter over there?
Some geeter just came into the studio and trod on my horn.
OK, I'm giving the prize to the next geeter who walks in that door.

by JJMMWG DuPree August 20, 2019

Geezer

Some people use It as a term to greet a friend but the geezer I know is a mop haired emo, he loves chocolate too much and is secretly a fruity Don his dad is tt but his sister is a dirty crackhead who thinks she famous. His house is basically a homeless shelter and could easily be robbed by a few Grebs. Overall he’s a bit of a tramp

Shut, up geezer your a tramp

by Anti geez November 13, 2019

Geeter

This word stands for Gay Booty Eater all mashed together in 1. It is only to be used when everyone is getting on your case.

Tyler: you smell like Victoria sea shit

You: and you look like a fckin Geeter.

Tyler: what’s that?

You: you tell me.

by Bootleghoelove December 12, 2019