Foster The People

The guys that wrote that epic song about school shootings

“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)

by sodados November 6, 2018

somewhat flustered

its a mental state, for example when you have rather alot on youre mind and feel in need of a nice cup of tea than you would describe youreself as 'somewhat flustered'

s 'how are you feeling?'
t 'well, to be honest i'd say i'm feeling somewhat flustered'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

Tyler Foster

A large lizard who feasts on the soles of children in desert Italy. He will hang out with your older sister Matti and watch Glee with her and break your camera. It will devour gas mileage with ease and mess with your head.
He was last rumoured to be in Albania.

That Tyler Foster helped the Dark Lord rise again!

by SOMERANDOMKIDINAMERICA July 25, 2011

Cunt Faster

Faster: To give up something for a period of time (In this case cant get any at all)

Cunt: Pussy

Cunt Faster: A Person who can get any pussy.

Issac: Bro, you couldn't get any if you tried

Sean: Shut The Fuck Up Cunt Faster.

by Coggin3DC with WhiteChoco October 18, 2011

Filthy Uncle Fester

Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.

by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009

Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.

"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"

by jtmalott April 4, 2019

fluster cluck

When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.

When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMD’s he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
That’s how we got into this Fluster Cluck.

by wasamada-u July 31, 2008