Firstie

The first of something, whether it be your first day of school or your first ever blowjob, a shortened way of saying ‘your first’.

John: comes back from his first day of school
Johns dad: “Johnno mate how was ya firstie?”

by Anonymousdruggo April 19, 2020

First burn

Is a diss track that will only occur when you cheat on your partner. In which he/she will multiply and make a diss track that slaps harder than your mom

Eliza Scyhler (Hamilton) : kids we have burnt ham for dinner
Alexander Hamilton : d-dear???

Us viewers : omg im going to cry (because of first burn)

by Lemmon December 4, 2020

first

What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020

Markiplier uploads a video
9 yr old: First
10 yr old: FIRST!!
etc

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

first love.

the person that you use all your love right and truly.

He is my first love. How could I forget him?

by -parkers June 10, 2021

firstprince

The Absolutest perfect ship between Alex Claremont-DIaz and Henry of Wales, courtesy of our grand high queen Casey McQuiston

OMG FIRSTPRINCE is the cutest ship ever!

by catty catnip July 15, 2021

Firstfifty

The first poor gent to turn 50 in a group of much, much younger men. He is often called upon to pay with his senior rate at restaurants. He is sometimes forgetful, but we forgive him because of his advanced age.

Who put ensure in the cooler? Dammit, must have been John! I guess that's what you get for having the firstfifty along.

by Tonka wood chuck April 14, 2022

First to Ten

When two players battle each other to see who gets to ten wins first.

Rak:"First to Ten me Juseen, winner gets headband and title of garage king."

Juseen:"Bro, we don't even have to play we all know who is the garage king"

*Juseen proceeds to lose*

Juseen" Whateverrr"

by Juseen November 30, 2022