funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 14, 2017

Funcle

Typically men named Jeff and have sexual relations with their childhood best friend. Funcle's love to ski and are oddly attracted to little boys with the last name doyle. It's a big turn on for a "funcle"

My dad is leaving at night to meet my funcle when mommy goes to sleep

by JRDUSA April 19, 2018

Funnel dropper

A term, commonly used within sales, for somebody you have been working with a long time that finally pans out.

You can’t count that person for this month, they’re a funnel dropper.

by TeamHellYeah November 28, 2017

funcle

Short for full-uncle, meaning genetically closer than a mother's half-brother.

My mom has two siblings, her brother Bob and half-brother Jordan. Bob is my funcle, where as Jordan is simply my uncle.

by arizonahd May 15, 2018

funckel

A fun ass uncle

Man uncle mike is a funckel

by Carlthebomb June 6, 2018