frontwiper

When a guy wipes his ass back to front, spackling his balls with pooh.

Man, you have alot of shit on your balls, you must be a frontwiper.

by Haywood Jablomee September 17, 2006

Frontal-Mermaid

The sexual position which consist in stapling the woman's legs together and throwing her in a pool. Now while she gurgles for air you must gently insert your pelvic cavity in her mouth.

David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.

by BoilingDischarq October 9, 2011

fun monkey (aka front monkey)

fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006

schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009

Soldier Front

Best free FPS game there is, if there were no wallhackers, glitchers, tappers or any of the sort and the physics arent that great

Soldier Front

by Gm_Silk February 10, 2008

eminence front

its a put on
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One of the best songs by the who.

"eminence front" by the who

by dan lamenzo September 24, 2005

Front butt

when a person has fat in the front that looks like a butt.

damn fool that chicks got some FRONT BUTT.

by gnarnar October 20, 2008