flusterefucked

Broken

I am so flusterefucked this week.

by bumble bee n peanut May 8, 2014

Flatterfied

When you dont know if you should be flattered or terrified to someones comments or advances towards you

This guys sent me a nude picture of himself and i was flatterfied because i had no idea who he was

by CJ knuckles December 16, 2016

Fluter

A straight man who sucks dick willing.

Don’t tell anyone but Michael’s a fluter!

by Ghostkid May 22, 2018

Flurter

A Noun
When a bird flies overhead and drops a huge dump on a new or newly washed car.
Usually a white Subaru Crosstrek

“As I left the gym and approached my car I quickly noticed a huge FLURTER right in the middle of the drivers side door.”

by Jalucard December 29, 2018

Flusteredless

The opposite of being flustered. What you say when a cute guy/girl asked if you are flustered and you are trying to play it cool.

"Im very flusteredless right now because a cute guy just talked to me"

by UnwaryFour001 August 27, 2020

Futtered

To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.

I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.

by Dick Tip5 July 4, 2021

flattering yourself

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.

Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“

by ferngully0 August 11, 2021