by Tbost April 1, 2023
Get the Flumpcin mug.A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.
Would you please get the fuck up ,ya fuckin fumper, and throw all these piss diapers away? Goddam it! Goddam it!
Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.
After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.
Go ahead Flumper...put these novelty deer antlers and see if there are hunters in the meadow.
After the. Plan crashed, the only thing that keep me alive that night was the warmth from the inside of my poor departed Flumper. She was bug enough to save me and her sister.
by D.J. ChimChimBalls April 12, 2023
Get the Flumper mug.When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.
Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!
by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023
Get the flumpy mufkin mug.Flumpjerk- The act of masturbation from unisex genders when flaccid(for male) and non aroused, until you reach your desired outcome usually ejaculation, though sometimes an aquitting from frustration.
John had to flumpjerk last night because there was no good pornography
Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!
Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!
by Dr. Monzero May 16, 2023
Get the FlumpJerk mug.by Local Web Surfer June 15, 2023
Get the Flump mug.A "Flumper" is a person that has a disgusting, horrible, squirrel like haircut. "Flumper" is usually used as a insult to people with revolting haircuts.
by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023
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