Fecal Festival

A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed

Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 4, 2021

Romanian Festival

Romanian Festival is a definition -- or rather -- a saying of when someone goes absolutely wanked-off drunk at a party, festival, dinner, feast, or any social appearances, it is then afterwards followed by either starting to steal materials or a fine honey for yourself. Normally when you say "on a Romanian Festival" you mean that you were piss-drunk on seven shots of Jack Daniels and two pints of vodka, or whatever alcoholic beverages you have drank.

Romanian Festival also has a second definition which can be interpreted as when you see a group of hoodlums huddled together and look like they're planning the second coming of Christ. Usually when you say "the Romanian Festival came" it would mean that the motherfuckers jumped, robbed then humiliated the victim. Sometimes followed up with getting dumped at a local pub or in the garbage bins in a (semi-) naked state.

First Definition;
Hugh: "Mihai, were you on a Romanian Festival my guy?"
Mihai: "Da. And?"
Second Definition;
Jack: "Yo Adam you heard about what happened to Johnathan?"
Adam: "What?"
Jack: "Apparently the Romanian Festival came to him, now he's streaking through the block in his boxers."

by LocaldudefromyourAldi September 12, 2025

festive slutting

a person who goes round begging for a shag during christmas time. hopping for some festive joy.

did you see that women last night, she was festive slutting.

by danielmartin2006 December 24, 2019

Ratchet Banana Festival

It's conspiracy. Shook AF

Ben: Did you hear about the album?
Gionna: So Ratchet Banana Festival

Ben: Yasss girl!

by JuiceTinTime March 15, 2018

Foot Festival

Where People Go To Eat Feet.

You Wanna Go The The Foot Festival

by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019

Ratchet Banana Festival

It's Conspiracy; Shook af

Bryan: Did you goto the Ratchet Banana Festival?
Dylan: I don't want to talk about it.

by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018

festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021