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A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.
“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
by lukedanc July 19, 2019
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A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):
Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
by lawngiant July 13, 2009
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something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
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far-shinagan

More drunk than you can feel your shins being smacked with a cane.
"Is he far-shinagan?" "I don't know, let me check!" WHACK!! "OWWW!!" "Not yet, he isn't!"
by Douglas Dogtag July 29, 2012
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Mad Far Down

When something is like, really far down, or at the bottom.
Aidan: Wish man, look at the bottom of the cliff from here
Evan: Ya man, it's like, mad far down.
by Kryan51 September 23, 2016
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The Far Border

1 the untouched wild, where you're alone at the mercy of the vile land 2 a hunter's landscape, the fall lands. (Compare to The Last Border). The term is coined by the founder of Deeprespecting Philosophy, Jonas Sandison.
He was at the mercy of the violent land, when he left. It was the far border where he was, belonged to his own vibe of the wilderness.
by houseofsquirrel December 30, 2014
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far-fetched of a stretch

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit
Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.
by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023
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