Flapple

The final boss of Animal Crossing. Summoned by Joe Biden and/or Xi Jinping, this beast has eleventy hundred hearts of health and seventy saturation bars. It deals six thousand and nine damage per minute, which is enough to kill even emerald armor.

Flapple killed my mom last year.

by whodenym January 13, 2024

frappledoody

What someone says to someone when they're being stupid or annoying

Person 1: I'm pretty sure 1+1=3
Person 2: You're a frappledoody

by peetsaisgoodfru March 5, 2024

Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.

The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.

by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024

Fopple

A word that describes a friend that says “Oh I am too busy to join” when you *know* they are playing games at home.

My friend is such fopple

by Habenero5 April 14, 2024

fapplause

An applause but with your foot. Clapping using your feet.

His hands were full of bags so he had to settle with a fapplause.

by maetr1x April 8, 2025

Fappetite

One’s desire to fapp. Especially due to a lack of sexual stimulation or sexual frustration.

Dude, I’ve got quite a fappetite today. Can I use your bathroom?

by Chillegitimate brozie June 16, 2025

Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025