Fatkini

1. A swimsuit worn by insecure fat women who would rather be seen wearing diaper-shaped bottoms than let people see their enormous FUPA. It's purpose is to make overweight girls feign confidence and think they're tricking people into thinking they're not fat.

1. "Why is that girl wearing a diaper to the beach?"

"It's not a diaper, it's a fatkini."

by Gabbi Grabby April 20, 2015

Fapping with a pickaxe

Doing the action of fapping with a pickaxe.

Fapping feels so good. It feels great when I'm fapping with a pickaxe.

by tristan1301 July 13, 2011

Fakin Da Blunt

Smoking a blunt in front of other people without ever passing it.

Yo son, why you fakin da blunt?

by DeceptiKhan May 24, 2011

Ya faking stubid

When you piss off a foreigner and they immediately respond with the only insulting term they know in English, attempting to say "you're fucking stupid" which is funny.

Pronounced- Y-AH F-eKIng S-tYooo-bed

Person: "Hey Ajmal, can I see your phone?"
Person: *Drops phone*
Ajmal: "YA FAKING STUBID!"

by Helookslikeshaggyfromscoobydoo October 7, 2017

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway

by Anipol May 15, 2005

fakinbake

shen some hoe uses a spray on tanner instead of going outdoors

"Damn that bitch done got fakinbake all up in my fries"

by Mackin Boggs July 20, 2006

Fappin'

Fappin': Equivalent to words such as "smashing", "amazing" and the like.

Also means to yank ones penis ever so sensually.

Bubba: That's a FAPPIN' new pair of shoes you got there!
Jonathan: Why thank ye! I love fappin' while wearing these fappin' shoes!

by Pammy Pop April 17, 2014