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Cranberry Loaf Facial

Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.
“It aint a party til someone gets Cranberry Loaf Facials.”

“Bitch, come get yo CLF”
by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020
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Spicy Chicago Facial

A rare European style skin treatment where a Canadian takes a shit in the Bay of Fundy and it is carried across the Atlantic Ocean by the tides where it then washes up on a beach in Sicily or Italy and it is used as a facial by the natives there.
"Did you hear? Gabriella found a true treasure on the beach this morning. She gave herself a magnificent Spicy Chicago Facial. She looks ten years younger and smells like Solider Field. I guess some guy from Nova Scotia had a blowout full of Taco Bell and oysters."
by Spicy Chicago December 31, 2020
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Farm girl facial

When a famers daughter shits on your chest, dips her thumb in it and wipes it on your forehead: Also known as the reverse Simba.
The boss mans daughter gave me a farm girl facial the other day.
by Shatner October 7, 2021
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war-bear facial

When a girl gets a facial from an amani war-bear as seen on WoW.
Remi, did you see that chicks face?
Yea kevin, she so got a war-bear facial!
by sucklefish October 10, 2008
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high speed facials

When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.
high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.
by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014
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Facial Once Removed

When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.
- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...
by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008
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Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.
My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.
by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008
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