Term used when a gelatinous loaf of cranberry sauce bounds down the Ice luge at the top of shit fuck mountain, facializing the eagerly awaiting, open mouth recipient. The douche canoe on the receiving end of the Cranberry Loaf Facial is usually a sheepvest or similar breed.
by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020
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"Did you hear? Gabriella found a true treasure on the beach this morning. She gave herself a magnificent Spicy Chicago Facial. She looks ten years younger and smells like Solider Field. I guess some guy from Nova Scotia had a blowout full of Taco Bell and oysters."
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When a famers daughter shits on your chest, dips her thumb in it and wipes it on your forehead: Also known as the reverse Simba.
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Get the war-bear facial mug.When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.
high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.
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Get the Facial Once Removed mug.When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.
My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.
by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008
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