Facist

A subculture of racism, instead of classifying people by race, the facist judges people by how attractive he/she finds the face of other people. It is not to be confused with "fascist" which is extreme idiotic loyalty to an imaginary state which may or may not exist.

A: Dude, that guy is really cool.

B: No, i don't like how he looks, he must be dumb.

A: B, you are so facist.

by Adam Xiao August 1, 2007

hate fact

A "hate fact" is a matter of truth, fact, or reality that supports an argument based on stereotype or prejudice.

Russell relied on hate facts like "women have 55% less upper body strength than men" to defend his opinion that women should be kept out of military combat.

by Hopkins21 June 10, 2016

Facestalk

To look at every picture in the FACEBOOK profile of someone you have a crush on.

"Dude,I spent like two hours facestalking Lisa last night."

by Deemolay January 5, 2010

facetious

An asshole's word for "sarcasm".

Stop being so facetious and tell me what you're going to do about the problem!

by neveruse November 10, 2009

Faceturbating

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

by chavegeek January 24, 2009

FACS

Stands for Family and Consumer Science

Oh man we have to go to FACS again!

by Quenetteo October 29, 2005

little known fact

A pharse used to describe a tidbit of information that is definately not true.

Person 1- I hate children.

Person 2- Children as a collective are the Devil, little known fact.

Or

Person- Little known fact: I slept with your mom.

by Dehta June 28, 2007