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brain fact

A thought that you believe to be true. The "facts" are completely fabricated and are supported by zero empirical evidence whatsoever. The only qualifier is that you believe the fact to be true.
Jordon: "Fact: fat people have less body hair than skinny people."
Kara: "that's not a fact."
Jordon: "yes it is."
Kara: "supported by what evidence?"
Jordon: "My observations. Brain fact!"
by choadeville November 3, 2013
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fact hunt

Sounds like fat cunt - can be used around respectable authority, to disguise the words.
when spoken quikly, this sounds jus like fat cunt....brilliant!
1) FACT HUNT!!!
2) Hey, man put me down i only shouted fact hunt - im not dissing ur wieght problem!!!
3) (in skool) Mr. Stewart is a FACT HUNT...
by Adz H January 10, 2006
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facebook fact checker

A troll who has no life, or real friends for obvious reasons, constantly stalks his friends list not to contribute in a "friend like" manor but to use google to "fact check" each and every post made and then report how the poster has inaccurately represented their thoughts/opinions.
Me: God Damn Eric is such an annoying fuck - Its almost like he waits for anyone to make a Facebook post so he can google that shit only to try to make his lonely ass look smart.
Alex: eh, he's just a Facebook Fact Checker
by Farley Fastrack December 31, 2013
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Anti-fact

A statement that is made that is so absurd, it goes beyond being wrong, it is a statement that has made it its ,to be as far from correct as possible.
"Brett Favre sucks."

Since Brett Favre is clearly a God, the statement "Brett Favre sucks," would be considered an anti-fact.
by Brett Favre's emmissary. January 15, 2008
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Facat

This word means no good,it suxs,it blows, and all other meaning of no good...im sure u get my point by now
That icecream is facat
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Facetious

to use 'Humour' as an excuse for being a prick
Mr. Smith: So Mr. Jones, I heard your Girlfriend had enough of you

Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious

Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive
by Dabetts January 19, 2011
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facetious

The word facetious is used exclusively by arts students to describe someone being sarcastic.

Its generally said with a smug voice to make the person feel insignificant.
John: I think global warm in is a hoax. Look how cold it is outside!

Sally: John quit being so facetious.

John: Shut the fuck up Sally and keep managing McDonalds.
by Jaykup283 March 18, 2014
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