Exasturbate

(v.) A form of masturbation that undoubtedly causes a negative impact on an already terrible scenario.

Root words:

masturbate, exacerbate

During Fred's father's funeral, his mother caught him exasturbating during the funeral reception.

Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.

by sol sixxa May 23, 2010

Iowa eye exam

Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye

Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!

by SlingshotSpectre November 21, 2013

exaggeracism

The act of, or belief in overstating one's hatred or discrimination toward the race of another.

An exaggeracist, one who practices exaggeracism would say

"Sum'bitch there were a million niggers in there!"

by Andy B 113 February 4, 2009

exactically

Another form of exactly, common to college age girls.

Yes! That is exactically what I mean!

by icesk8ergal1123 April 19, 2011

Exam Weight

When studying for important exams, such as university finals, and one allows oneself to devour great quantities of junk food and snacks, a person will gain exam weight. This is the weight put on during exam time, as a direct result of said eating. Similar to winter weight that people gain during Christmas.

"I've been eating so many brownies during exams, I think I've gained some weight."

"Aye, that'd be the exam weight"

by Simbaaaaaa May 5, 2013

Exactly

The act of drop kicking children

I committed Exactly on your child

by Sir.William Smells Good August 28, 2021

Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.

Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."

by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014