Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.

The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.

by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019

Parkview Education Centre

shitty school outside bridgewater Nova scotia.

kate: hey ,where do you go to school.
sam: oh,..parkview education centre.
kate: shitty deal, i heard that when someone takes it shit there, it makes the whole school smell better.
sam: yeahh.. pretty much.

by Sam<3* December 17, 2008

Evolution

1. A theory about how humans came to be.
2. Excrement.

Yo man, I took an evolution in the toilet the other day.

by fatboy_bake April 17, 2011

The Uber of Math Education

An agile math curriculum that often incorporates the best math methodologies and pedagogies of the East and the West, by distilling them into cheap and good textbooks and workbooks for students worldwide, compared to those dear, inch-deep, mile-wide US textbooks.

Singapore Math could arguably be called the Uber of math education, based on the increasing number of developed and developing countries that have adopted the alien curriculum; as a result, thousands of students’ math grades have improved significantly over the years.

by MathPlus December 1, 2018

epication

An epication is a vacation of epic proportions. Standard vacations kneel and weep before the awesomeness that is the epication.

A 3 day cruise to Cabo with house DJs spinning, hot chicas in bikinis, free drinks, and godly hangover food qualifies as an epication. By the way this exists - it's called groove cruise - webceleb.com

A trip to Disneyland with little runts everywhere and the ever present urine odor in the air is not an epication.

by d_artichoke June 18, 2009

Evolutionist

There's no such thing as an "evolutionist". There are creationists, and people too smart to be creationists.

Creationist: Are you an evolutionist?
Real person: *walks away

by 3dblack February 12, 2018

The Eviction Fart

A fart that when turned loose, has the potential to change 3 lives. This is a fart that has been trapped abdominally for at least one day. The host of this fart is usually in pain or damn bad discomfort and has been trying to ease this fucker out for hours.

Oh man, my stomach is killing me, I've got an Eviction fart that just will not leave.

by hoss May 21, 2003