A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
Did you see Ethan?
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. a transformer and gay boy. best man alive. hot, sexy, attractive, beautiful. flawless and bf material. 12+ in cock. for the male gaze.
Ethan is a gay name
by superiority complex November 20, 2021
Get the ethanmug. Ethan is an hyperactive idiot that somehow gets all the girls. He loves dirtbikes fourwheelers and his six close friends. The only way to calm an Ethan down is bring a hoe into the room.
sometimes called kyle.
sometimes called kyle.
he's such an Ethan
by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by Ethan’s Butt September 30, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.
by God father squidward February 24, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan has a elephant trunk as a dick and any girl would love sit on it likes blaze the stardawg on a daily and loves a beak on the weekend
by Josh Patrick November 23, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.