by Raiser September 14, 2018
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He is sweet, caring, adorable, cute, hot, sexy, sweet, and amazing.
He can make you feel like you've got the whole world if you're the one he loves.
He's so sweet, and if he loves you, he'll do just about anything for you, and you'd do anything for him.
He has the most amazing smile and when you look into his eyes you fall more deeply in love with him every time.
They are so beautiful, just like him.
He has the sexiest hair, and is probably an asian, which makes him extremely smart and talented.
His personality is one of his best qualities. He is the most amazing boy in the world.
If you don't fall for him, something is very wrong with you.
Everyone loves him.
But especially me.
He is my baby, and I love him with all my heart..forever and always!
He is sweet, caring, adorable, cute, hot, sexy, sweet, and amazing.
He can make you feel like you've got the whole world if you're the one he loves.
He's so sweet, and if he loves you, he'll do just about anything for you, and you'd do anything for him.
He has the most amazing smile and when you look into his eyes you fall more deeply in love with him every time.
They are so beautiful, just like him.
He has the sexiest hair, and is probably an asian, which makes him extremely smart and talented.
His personality is one of his best qualities. He is the most amazing boy in the world.
If you don't fall for him, something is very wrong with you.
Everyone loves him.
But especially me.
He is my baby, and I love him with all my heart..forever and always!
I love you, Evan. So much<3
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A smoking hot Turkish girl who:
1. Is smoking hot.
2. Is hilarious.
3. Can twerk anything but her ass.
4. Can probably eat more than you, believe me.
5. May or may not have issues keeping saliva in her mouth.
6. Grinds her teeth during her sleep.
7. Talks in her sleep.
8. Tends to choke on her laughter, may suddenly die in front of you for 2.5-3 seconds.
1. Is smoking hot.
2. Is hilarious.
3. Can twerk anything but her ass.
4. Can probably eat more than you, believe me.
5. May or may not have issues keeping saliva in her mouth.
6. Grinds her teeth during her sleep.
7. Talks in her sleep.
8. Tends to choke on her laughter, may suddenly die in front of you for 2.5-3 seconds.
Shaniqua L Beautifillioso III: "Hey see that sour thing over there, daaayyyuumm gurrrll she an Elvan fo sho'!"
Charles Dickens: "Yes. I agree young lady. That sour thing is definitely an Elvan."
Charles Dickens: "Yes. I agree young lady. That sour thing is definitely an Elvan."
by bcoopies June 11, 2014
Get the Elvan mug.An individual who is actually egocentric and arrogant enough to believe that they can disprove god's existence. They harbor intense hatred and resentment for all religious organizations. But reserve most of their bile for any Christian who would dare to publicly espouse his beliefs. And so begins the crusade for justice and reason. Someone has to reach out to these ignorant believers. To open their eyes to how meaningless life really is.
However, due to the fact that EA have very little social skills, and even less testicles; engaging a believer in face to face debate is generally not possible. It would require them to venture out of their parents basement into the sunlight to talk to someone who might make them question their own beliefs and motivations. Therefore they take the fight to the web. Where they far outnumber the faithful who generally have jobs, families and lives.
Often lifelong singles (marriage is a religious institution and requires a willing partner) males of the species masturbate bitterly to humiliation porn. Because feeling dirty inside is better than feeling nothing. While the females turn to collecting cats and plastering their car with Darwin stickers in the mistaken belief that people read them. Not to be confused with the less common atheist. Who simply doesn't believe in god and does not give a fuck what anyone else thinks. Entirely separate genus from the agnostic who are secure enough in their own self worth to admit they don't know.
However, due to the fact that EA have very little social skills, and even less testicles; engaging a believer in face to face debate is generally not possible. It would require them to venture out of their parents basement into the sunlight to talk to someone who might make them question their own beliefs and motivations. Therefore they take the fight to the web. Where they far outnumber the faithful who generally have jobs, families and lives.
Often lifelong singles (marriage is a religious institution and requires a willing partner) males of the species masturbate bitterly to humiliation porn. Because feeling dirty inside is better than feeling nothing. While the females turn to collecting cats and plastering their car with Darwin stickers in the mistaken belief that people read them. Not to be confused with the less common atheist. Who simply doesn't believe in god and does not give a fuck what anyone else thinks. Entirely separate genus from the agnostic who are secure enough in their own self worth to admit they don't know.
The atheist laughed and shot a bird as he drove past the "Pro-life" rally at the abortion clinic. Then forgot about it five minutes later. The evangelical atheist honked his horn, shot a bird, shouted obscenities and spent 3 hours fantasizing about going back and running them all down. But lacked the requisite testicles to actually do so.
by VillageTwittiot November 24, 2013
Get the evangelical atheist mug.The name of a man who is very wise, very intelligent, very handsome, very muscular, very athletic, very caring, very giving, very loving, very motivated and very successfull.
by T-Po June 19, 2009
Get the Eiran mug.A sect of christianity that is full of mindless, brainwashed followers who spend their entire life in misery when they aren't spreading the gospel. The whole sect is full of middle class/rich white folks who want to go to church to be entertained by crying, hysterical preachers and find new prejudices to be in support of. They believe that their religion is the only way of life and refuse to accept any other ways. There is no 'conversation' with evangelicals...they only convert. BEWARE.
by MichealJBlyth September 23, 2005
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And probably one of the hottest people you will ever meet.
Sometimes he makes stupid decisions, but its ok.
not to mention he is VERRY well endured ;)
make sure you back the FUCK off though, because if any bitch tries to get with him i will personally kick your ass.
And probably one of the hottest people you will ever meet.
Sometimes he makes stupid decisions, but its ok.
not to mention he is VERRY well endured ;)
make sure you back the FUCK off though, because if any bitch tries to get with him i will personally kick your ass.
by SOMEBITCH3232 April 26, 2009
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