The Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob is when a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. When the other person walks through the door the man pulls down his pants, bends over. and defecate all over the person's crotch
"Aw man someone totally pulled the Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob on me. There was cum on my hands and shit all over my penis."
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1. Donkey pulling a taco cart.
2. A hard taco shell with a big hotdog in it.
3. A funny name to call People, Places, and Things.
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2. A hard taco shell with a big hotdog in it.
3. A funny name to call People, Places, and Things.
4. Weiner Longer
Chris and I were hanging out yesterday at the fair when to my surprise there was a Taco Donkey there!
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by Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010
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by Gnizzo December 28, 2005
Get the donkey dick mug.1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has
2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus
3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus
3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
by Simon Young March 25, 2008
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