Midget Dumping

The act of allowing a small person known as a midget to defacate on your chest.

"hey malachy, that midget is dumping on my chest"
"Well Ian, you do like a bit of midget dumping, dont you"

by lawboffin March 28, 2009

dusting

A term Midwesterners use to describe the amount of snow that has fallen on the ground, when that amount is less than fourteen feet.

"That blizzard gave us a real dusting."

by Dr. Worm February 4, 2004

Power dumping

Power Dumping is when you eat a lot of greasy burbaly food and have to have a bowel movement that is mostly water. Done before you hit the toilet seat.

I ate White Castle and was Power Dumping all night

by Jason McConnell February 19, 2008

dumpling butt

A round, perky ass on a Caucasian female. Also known as donk.

Damn, she got a dumpling butt.

by RanditoC January 3, 2014

Crotch Dusting

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

by nineninenine January 13, 2010

Crop Dusting

When one walks up and down the aisles of a store while farting periodically.

Bryan knew he had to conceal his bean burrito gas, so he did some Crop Dusting in the Stop & Shop.

by Che Grenada May 17, 2011

Crop Dusting

When a man makes a woman lay on her stomach, letting her think she is getting the rod from behind. While she isn't looking the man sticks out his tongue and, like a crop dusting airplane, hovers over the girls ass until deciding to dip low and lick the girls butt hole. This may be a continual vigorous motion or the man may choose to fly by making many periodic passes. This method of Crop Dusting is not to be confused with the fart procedure of crop dusting.

Jamario made jo-nelle lay on her stomach while he moved his head around her ass licking the butt hole periodically. Thus he went sexually crop dusting with jo-nelle.

by Snatchman April 12, 2009