Dumbass Beaner

A stupid ass taco muncher who stinks 24/7 and never showers unless you bribe him with nachos.

Hobby is crossing the border and having taco-offs, seeing who can munch up the most tacos in 10 minutes.

They usually enjoy giving artichoke and hang around the spot aka Chipotle.

That mexican over there is a dumbass beaner

by liltacomuncher September 26, 2023

Schrodinger's dumbass

Schrodinger's douchebag but replace offensive with stupid.

Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass

by Professor Clinky Clanks March 29, 2022

functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

Dumbass Rioter

Rioter that as the name suggests is a dumbass, they are the ones who loot, burn/destroy buildings, and even to the point of killing people.

- Wow, do you see whats going on in Minneapolis, I heard they burned down several buildings.
- Yeah, they’re just a bunch if Dumbass Rioters

by Clickbaįt June 4, 2020

dumbassic

something you do that is stupid beyond normal proportions.

"i can't believe you backed up right over your neighbors dog. that was pretty dumbassic!"

by breezy-licious May 4, 2010

my dumbass

1. (pronoun) Used instead of I/me to refer to yourself when you are, in fact, a {{dumbass}}

my dumbass just tried to snort a line of salt like it was fucking coke

by WordInventor#20000 October 26, 2022

dumbass cunt

A dumb ass cunt is someone who is so arrogant, you just want to beat the fuck out of her.

"Did you hear what that dumbass cunt just said to me?"

by heathersomerhalder May 27, 2017