Dude, what?

Typical stoner reply to anything. Most likely after a long-winded explanation of something "deep"

StonerA: Hey, I just had the greatest epiphany ever. We're all only alive because because we choose to believe we are. If you stop believing you're alive, maybe you just disappear and no one realizes that you're gone.

StonerB: ...Dude, what?

by Patback45 April 13, 2011

George Bush Dodge

Dodging more than one object (almost like you are dodging two shoes) and not getting hurt.
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Rick, Joe, and Bob were playing dodge ball and the other team only had one player left, Steve, who they had been trying to hit out for about 10 minutes but Steve had extreme George Bush Dodging skills and would not get hit out.
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Rick: DAMN IT STEVE!!

Bob: Omg! George Bush Dodge :|

Joe: I KNOW! Steve has the dodging skills of George Bush!!

Steve: PWNED NOOBS!!

by The Super Ninja November 11, 2009

Dodge Challenger

The worlds fastest boat... is this joke still funny?

Dodge Challenger is a very fast land yacht

by Autistic pianist January 13, 2019

Todger Dodger

Someone who is a 100% lesbian or someone who has an extreme allergic reaction to penis (male and female).

"Did you see that women explode when she gave orall"
"look at her shaven head, army boots yep she is a Todger Dodger"

by kinder king January 4, 2010

didgeridoo

An aerophone (a musical instrument played by buzzing the lips and blowing) indigenous to Australia's Aboriginal people. The birthplace of the didgeridoo is thought to be North East Arnhemland in the Northern Territory of Australia.

The didgeridoo traditionally, is a termite hollowed eucalyptus tree branch or trunk.

"Didgeridoo" is a colonial term for the instrument. The one of indigenous names for it in NE Arnhemland is "yirdaki."

Hey, mate, that balanda can blow a didgeridoo!

by Karl November 19, 2004

Dodge

A nerd slang word often used as a way to "deflect" offensive jokes or uncomfortable situations.

Guy 1. "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Guy 2. "Im just gonna dodge that."

by GutenTagFaust September 8, 2010

Naw Dude

Something you say to someone while you shake your head with an inexpressive look on your face.

Guy 1: "So, is it okay if I use your toothbrush?"
Guy 2: "Naw dude..."

by lgleopard February 17, 2010