Department of Unelected Goons Erratic - pronounced "doosh" is a new Department in the United States of America, run by a naturalized citizen, who attends cabinet meetings, and makes a swooshing sound whenever a life long patriots' benefits are denied.
The United States DOUGE has announced mass layoffs for hardworking people who used to live in a free country, allowing funds to be deposited in the DOUGE's bag of ill-gotten bank accounts.
by midcoast February 27, 2025
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Person #1 - Hey how’s that crypto friend of yours who still lives in his daddy’s little flat at 30?
Person #2 - oh same old, he’s doufekimenos, what do you expect.
Person #2 - oh same old, he’s doufekimenos, what do you expect.
by Boris throatslitter May 12, 2025
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1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
by IPUface November 13, 2011
Get the early doucet mug.Probably about the most badass dude on the planet. Founder of the "Iron Will" campaign, a campaign that raises Money/Awareniss for Illniss. Hes a multiple Iron Man Triathloninst and Is in top physical condition. He is also a beloved teacher at Riverview Middle School (If you've seen the photos, yes /hogwarts/ and that was His idea too). Hes an inspiration to us all, and sorry ladies hes taken ;) Hes a fantasic guy and one of the best teachers I've ever had. Thats for being so awesome Mr.D
-An Ex-Student
-An Ex-Student
by Mak-Chan February 19, 2015
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Get the Will Doucette mug.When your best friend falls in love with your boyfriend. And then sits on that for 6 effing months. And doesn't say anything about it. And flirts with him in public. And TELLS HIM TO STRIP FOR HER.
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