douchetted

an employee taking advantage of an employer continually

We were douchetted

by AProprietor November 23, 2020

douchetaxi

When a bare bottom sits on a heavily bodily fluid soiled New York City taxi

“I think I have to go grab plan b and get tested. I was wasted and got douchetaxied last night.”

by Thisislife December 13, 2020

douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021

douchetistic

A douchebag who gives me no other choice in life than to make it them a bloody fucking statistic

My ex is such a douchetistic I wanna slap him to sleep with a skateboard

by GypzyWyldeChylde July 10, 2021

Douchesuitcase

Noun derogatory informal
Noun: douchesuitcase

an obnoxious and contemptible person (typically used when talking to a truly insufferable person)

"You're not a douchebag, you are a fully packed douchesuitcase, and you need to be better."

by AbbeyCheesecake October 21, 2021

doucheass

someone who is both a douche and an ass

Jerry: "yesterday at work, this guy pretended to sign in at the kiosk and then lied about doing it"
Bob: "wow, what a doucheass"

by imnotuncletom June 24, 2022

doucheasauras Rex

Someone who’s been a douche for so long in their life it seems as though it would stretch back to prehistoric times

Jim:Wow Chad has really been a douche all his life.
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex

by jingy jackson September 23, 2023