A 40 something, bald-headed dumbass with a scraggly-ass ponytail and typically sports a tie-dye tee shirt and crooked glasses. More often than not, they never were a hippie in the first place. A lot like a straight up douchebag except they are always bald with a ponytail.
1. look at the aging hippie douchebag, God what a douche eh.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.
by v.michael September 8, 2009
Get the aging hippie douchebag mug.1. A personality type that is well-defined by other definitions here
2. Describes a certain look or style, especially when someone dresses in the most tasteless fashion possible.
3. What the vast majority of the guys at my school dressed like at the senior prom.
2. Describes a certain look or style, especially when someone dresses in the most tasteless fashion possible.
3. What the vast majority of the guys at my school dressed like at the senior prom.
Wow, look at Tom over there, wearing a backwards-facing baseball cap with his tuxedo. And there's Damon, dressed like a total poser with his gaudy and trashy-looking wannabe-pimp outfit and bling bling. I don't think anyone could look anymore like a douchebag than those two.
by no7orious July 2, 2009
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adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.
see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
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Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen. Not to mention, her face smells like one too.
by J to the O Jonathan December 14, 2008
Get the Douchebag mug.Being up to his usual douchebagery, old Bill called his wife to pick him up from the poker game early.
by Dawson27 September 11, 2007
Get the douchebagery mug.A group of douche-bags (two or more douche-bags) travelling as a pack. Members of this group will exhibit some or all of the following characteristics:
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.
Are those guys dressed in black ball caps, black shorts that go past their knees, and black socks and shoes while while down the beach make racist remarks and cursing up a storm?
Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?
And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?
They're all friends with one another?
Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.
Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?
And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?
They're all friends with one another?
Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.
by ndfnico April 4, 2011
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