Douchebag

Rob

Rob is a major douchebag

Stop being a Rob

Rob is also known as d-bag

That rob cock blocked me

by (:-P) November 20, 2009

Douchebag

Someone who thinks they're God's gift to the world and as I total wannabe artist with no fucking talent and any respect pretty much most Millennial guys

The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum

by CrotchDocter87 October 22, 2017

Douchebag

Someone who owns atleast three snap backs, most of their wardrobe consists of sleeveless shirts and loose fitting jeans, carries sun glasses on their person more times than not and posts more selfies than the average joe, usually consisting of them with their shirt off.

Person 1: Did you see that picture Kyle posted on facebook with his shirt off and the hash tags?
Person 2: Yeah, what a douchebag.

by Your monther August 9, 2015

Douchebag

~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Cov did? He broke poor Alyssas Heart!
Person 2: What a Douchebag

by Just.Another.Nothing October 10, 2014

Douchebag

Ajit Pai is the ultimate form of the douche bag. Going from Verizon Lawyer to being designated as FCC Chairman by America's own Manchurian Candidate. He wants to make the internet shitty for literally everyone and probably doesn't know a thing about actual networking. Like literally nothing.

My name is Ajit Pai and I don't know a thing about networking but let me sell you on this fancy idea called "Internet Fast Lanes!"

Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!

by Frank Jaeger November 22, 2017

Douchebag

Someone not at the extreme point if fucker or motherfucker, but asshole and shit just doesn't make an effect on them, just another insulting name to throw around.

Person: dude I can't believe you cheated on her after just a month. You're such a douchebag

Person: you douchebag, you're always ditching us for that dumbass

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Douchebag

Someone who is rude and selfish.

John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.

by Oeedy December 21, 2017