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Hipster Douchebag

One who thinks their opinions really matter. Usually brainwashed and confirming to the non-conformists. Often on the dole as they believe they are too good to work. Also endorse piracy as they believe it is not theft.

Some hipster douchebags often drop the word douchebags since it may seem derogatory, they often forget that their whole attitude is derogatory.

Often confused with hipster(circa. 1940s) which was a semi-cool sub-culture relevant to change in that era. A change that brought equality to women's and African American literature and philosophy.
"Hon! I just heard a hipster douchebag say: 'I don't believe in conforming' and guess what he's even wearing that mass produced billabong shirt with those stupid converse canvas shoes! What a hipster douchebag!"

Look up on youtube: annoying hipster douchebag for further excellent examples.
by conform-to-the-norm November 1, 2011
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Douchebagnitude

A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is.
People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high douchebagnitude.


See also: BPM ("Bro"'s per minute)
by Cory Price April 29, 2005
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douchebachary

When numerous amounts of douchebags get together and ruin a perfectly good thing.
1 person who knows what he is doing walks into work with everything screwed up to the point of not being easily fixed due to the fact of a bunch of people who dont really know what they are doing but think they do. Person walks in and states "I do not want anything to do with this douchebachary!"
by bobbyhottness July 8, 2009
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little douchebag

When something is being extremely difficult and therefore pisses you off
This laptop is being such a little douchebag!
by track555 August 6, 2016
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Douchebagitus

A term literally meaning inflammation of the douche. Clinical psychologists are currently using this term to describe a sexual disorder that causes individuals to transfer their sexual desires into the sexual behaviors and fetish of World Domination. (see World Domination) The disorder is commonly found in individuals working in middle to upper management for large corporations, investment bankers, business entrepreneurs, politicians and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.

Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.
Douchebagitus... look around... watch the news...
by dah Bodawg December 25, 2010
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DOUCHEASAURUS

Another insult reffering to the word douch bag and relatating to animals.
Dude i heard they found joeys ancestors. The ancient species of the doucheasaurus rex
by Mike Halk April 28, 2005
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douchBaguette

1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )
Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette
by vertigo February 8, 2006
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