When you invite a girl swimming at your family house over the weekend but realize from her Twitter during the week that she is batshit crazy and you haven't yet sent her the address, you've dodged a bullet.
by Ace Abubakar April 14, 2021
Get the Dodged a Bullet mug.When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.
Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.
by Book God April 15, 2015
Get the Friend Zone Dodge mug.dodge... the only truck company to succesfully build the biggest piece of shit on the road. 50,000 miles is like armageddon for dodge drivers, say goodye to your transmission.
by corey- gmc owner April 15, 2006
Get the dodge mug.Hill billy inbred retard that lacks basic knowledge of physics and anything else that can't be sold at the Walmart. Tends to be close minded rednecks with a below average IQ. Most fall just over the line of mental retardation, but as long as they can turn up the injection pump on their 12 valves and roll coal through their trailer parks on the way home; they get a long fine. If you were to ever piss one off by slandering the cheaply produced automobiles from dodge, I suggest you run a zig zag line. They cannot comprehend the rapid change in direction ensuring a safe getaway.
by Will1985 June 21, 2015
Get the dodge owner mug.by Mr Comedian February 11, 2020
Get the Darge mug.someone who finds any possible reason to avoid going on a date with someone, usually using false and/or ridiculous excuses
ex 1) Jacob asked me on a date, but I'm going to be a total date dodger and tell him that my grandma died.
by allexus_aurelius April 5, 2009
Get the date dodger mug.a retarded school bus driver that works for the westada school district and feels the need to stop in the middle of the road and make sure every butt cheek is on the seat that he makes u sit 3 or 4 in a row in. also know as the living definition of Satan when he makes us sit there for 25 minutes waiting for him to be "pleased" with our seating arrangements.
My friend: Mr.dodge isn't fired..... Me: GOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
Mr.Dodge needs to get his priorities in check.
Mr.Dodge needs to get his priorities in check.
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