spooky dookie

A poop taken in the month of October

tomorrow is halloween, anyways let me get back to my spooky dookie.

by fxjc,hcjckycvhv October 29, 2020

dookie cookie

n. Similar to the ookie cookie. After chugging some ex-lax (or eating a chewable ex-lax tablet), a group of guys stand in an out-facing circle. A cookie (any variety) is placed at the center of the circle. The guys assume a squatting position so they each cover a portion of the cookie. The goal is to not be the first guy to unleash his stanky fudge onto the cookie. The first guy to have an assplosion onto the cookie must eat the cookie, but only after all guys have drained their colons. For added fun and excitement, participants should consume large amounts of corn the evening before they partake in the Dookie Cookie.

Tim: "Man, I sure am hungry for a snack!"
Matt: "Here, take some ex-lax and join the circle. If you are the first to shat, you can have the dookie cookie!"

by BullMaster March 25, 2008

dookie time

In jail, when an inmate throws his feces around a common area in order to lure guards in so that he may fight them.

You best cover yo head nigga - it's dookie time

by SpongerAtHeart January 13, 2008

pookie dookie

a well rolled blunt, OG that has browned to the point where it looks like poop- hence pookie dookie

this tha real pookie dookie knowwhatimsaying

by 812 big dick April 12, 2021

Dookie Dreamer

A sexual act where a girl is sleeping with her mouth open, then the guy poops in her mouth and duct tapes it closed quickly. This usually results in quite the funny face when she awakes.

Guy 1: "My great aunt fell asleep in her rocking chair so I gave her a big dookie dreamer. You should have seen the shit fly out of her nose when she woke up."

Guy 2: "SAWEEEEEET"

by The Dream King November 12, 2009

Dookie Chunk

1. A chunk of fecal matter.
2. Anyone who is being mean.
3. You.

You are a dookie chunk.

by Travis Johnson June 19, 2003

Dookie

Dutch word in the Frisian dialect meaning Dishcloth

I'm going to wipe up this spill, please pass me the dookie.

by Dutchgirl August 24, 2005