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Dollar General

Horribly depressing store with prices just low enough to keep you coming back but high enough to make you have to move to the projects. Only less common than McDonald's.
There's only two employees per store; They're all paid minimum wage with no health insurance. If you break a leg, you'll be fired. If you have to use the restroom, you'll need to ask for a key. If you're lucky, the toilet will be laced with hepatitis and crap. If you're unlucky, the restroom will be "out of order :(".

Dollar General is the Waffle House of retail.
It hurts the local economy.
David: "Wanna get some groceries at Dollar General?"

Bob: "Do I have a choice?"
by Hot 7 October 25, 2023
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Long-dollar

A substantial amount of monetary income.
I got bumped up to Mark's position after he got caught with all that PCP. Now I'm making a long-dollar and got the corner office.
by an_lemon December 4, 2020
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Morgan Dollar

A silver one dollar coin struck continuously by the US mints from 1878-1904 and again in 1921. Due to their large size, abundance, appealing design, and the nostalgia from when these coins circulated in commerce, Morgan Dollars are very popular today with collectors.

The Morgan Dollars struck by the Carson City branch mint in Nevada are especially appealing due to being somewhat rarer and representing the "wild west"

The key dates, which are coins that have a rare date and/or mint mark and sell for robust premiums are the 1889-CC, 1893-S and 1895.

Commemorative Morgan Dollar coins were struck at the US mints in 2021 to commemorate 100 years since the design's discontinuation.
A woman went to her local coin dealer to sell her father's old coin collection, which consisted mostly of Morgan Dollars
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Dollar Arrow

The Dollar arrow is placing dollar bills on the stage of a strip club in the shape of an arrow and pointing to an individual wanting extra attention from the dancers.
“We went up to the strip club, and I laid out a dollar arrow on stage for my newly divorced friend. The dancer gave him a serious lap dance!”
by TeamJimmy February 14, 2023
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poo dollar

poo dollar is a serious game only some people can play. you put either real poo or fake poo in a dollar, put it in a public place and watch people pick it up, once they do you laugh your ass off at them, and scream poo dollar!
Ginny: omg poo dollar is the funnist thing in the world!
Shannon: Ginny u copyed that game from taylor your a stupid copyer, you cant play it at all you dont even scream POO DOLLAR! when they pick it up
Ginny: I think I'm good at it!
Shannon: You suck.
by BTTB92 June 30, 2006
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Dollar General

Company which, through the miracle of capitalism, has managed to grow and thrive, despite being the last frontier on which a human with any intelligence whatsoever would make a purchase.
Although Buck knew that everything he buys from the Dollar General will break within a week, he still takes the opportunity to complete all his Christmas shopping there.
by Kebo April 25, 2004
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Moral Dollars

noun. The amount of "karma" you have saved up in your life. Generally obtained by doing good deeds such as saving a life, giving to a charity, or helping an old person cross the street. Lost by performing acts of selfishness and immorality such as illegal activities, "screwing someone over", infidelity, etc.

Technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are "doing more good than bad." Obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.
Jon P: Dude, I just banged that hot skinny Asian chick...she was amazing.

Andy Y: Man, moral dollars dude. You're in a relationship.

Jon P: Whatever, I saved three people last week, that's gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!
by starflyer April 28, 2013
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