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Drug Dork

a paronoid friend who becomes a complete fool towards you and others when buying or doing drugs.
2) one who sweats profusely , paces , breathes heavily ,over exhagerrates and cant stop talking when waiting for or doing drugs.
whats with ryan, ever since i told him my buddies stopping by with a few berries he wont shut the fuck up and keeps walking in and out of the bathroom. Oh, dont mind him, hes a drug dork.
by crazypolock8 May 1, 2010
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monkey doorknob

An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.
'What's up everybody, MONKEY DOORKNOB'!
by Stan Lorad April 22, 2004
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Dork

One who is his/herself
Mike actually danced last night. What a dork
by RRR November 12, 2003
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Dork Weed

One who has reached a certain level of stupidity that is beyond recognition.
Can be used a simple insult such as "dork" or "idiot".
2. Want to go run on Thriftways roof tonight?
1. No
2. Why?
1. Because I don’t want to get caught!

Next day:
2. I got caught
1. You are such a dork weed.
by Erin Kommer October 11, 2006
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Good Deed Doer

... ask the Wizard of Oz from the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Hollywood classic 1939 major motion picture starring Judy Garland. After Dorothy's little dog, Toto has pulled the curtain by exposing him as another, average, mortal human-being.
The Wizard then uses 'Good Deed Doer' as a definition of character when he's presenting the earned honors and awards of valor to the Tin Woodsman, the Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow near the end of the much-celebrated favorite.
by OzMoses June 2, 2012
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king dork

The greatest book of all time. It follows the story of Tom "Chi-mo" Henderson, his quote-unquote rock band, recieving secret handjobs and blowjobs from hot girls, and his investigation into the mysterious death of his father, as well as stumbling upon an underground satanist porn operation. Written by MTX singer/songwriter Frank Portman.
King Dork is the greatest book ever written.
by Chi-Mo Henderson July 29, 2006
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Gothic-emo-dork

A person who wears a lot of black and is very emotional may listen to emo/goth/punk bands. Tends to be a social outcast often vegetarian. Kind of dork in a lovable way the friends they do have like them a lot
person 1: I am a gothic-emo-dork

person 2: I suddenly have the urge to make a baby with you
by RayRAydd February 11, 2006
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