Dave Express

The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.

Refer to Dave

Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'

by Koulas September 19, 2020

dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

by Dave Condition January 14, 2021

Dave

My dad used to always say “You’re never too far from a Dave”

Then he would go on to list the many Dave’s he knew.

We all need a doggy Dave in our lives.

If you know a Dave then you know...

•Your life is complete

•Your in risk of getting murdered

•You probably know 10 more Dave’s

“Can you give this to Dave?”
“Which one-?”

by Garyisntthegoldfish February 14, 2021

Dave Grohl

A complete hottie..

Have you seen Dave Grohl in his early 2000’s era?

by dave grohl’s slut May 4, 2022

Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.

Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.

by Earth First! September 8, 2022

Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.

"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."

by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005

Promiscuous Davenport

Means sexy couch

I am going to sit on the promiscuous davenport come and join me

by marshallsar May 28, 2013