by anonymous peep December 14, 2019
Get the disasterpiece mug.When your wearable device notices an increased heart rate and asks if you’re exercising but you’re just sitting there worrying about the future.
My Nike app asked if I started a workout but I was just on the couch disastercising about the future.
by ticktech May 2, 2020
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by dadasasa August 31, 2020
Get the disaster mug.Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021
Get the Disaster Magnet mug.What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.
After you say this, of course, you laugh.
After you say this, of course, you laugh.
Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues
(laugh)
by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021
Get the Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues mug.When you’re using a vibrator that wasn’t fully charged so you keep stopping to briefly charge it so you can finish but you never charge it long enough to give it enough juice to get the job done.
After her vibe died three times, Kay decided to put and end to the disasterbation and threw the useless thing across the room.
by Bill’s Meat April 16, 2021
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