Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

Dinosaur on life support by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

dinosaur size 

Dinosaur size is reffering to how big dinosaurs are, which is usually pretty big, except comsognathus or microraptor.

That pizza is dinosaur size!

dinosaur size by Dictiodude May 5, 2018

Dinosaur bone 

Having sexual relations with someone from your past

Well we went out to dinner, then we dinosaur boned.

Dinosaur bone by JoeJoeDPlate June 2, 2018

Dinosaur Cat 

Once apon a time dinosaur man found a cat. They made a dinosaur cat. They evolved into chickens. MATH!!!!!!!!!

I have a dinosaur. I have a cat. Uggh. Dinosaur cat

Dinosaur Cat by Jdjenchc December 14, 2018

Dinosaur alley 

Group of oil derricks located in signal hill ca near San Pedro and Long Beach
So named because when all derricks are active and pumping they resemble a group of dinosaurs bobbing their heads up and down as if eating.

Ok so drive thru signal hill past dinosaur alley. Go down the hill till it runs to the intersection . Bruno's longshoreman's is located on the right.i'll meet you there!

Dinosaur alley by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021

Dinosaur Manager 

A football manager that’s been in the game for a long time and been to multiple clubs but not able to provide results for their club and often have the tactics of a goldfish and normally take their team down to relegation.

I hope we don’t get a replacement dinosaur manager like Steve Bruce, Sam Allardyce or Neil Warnock

Dinosaur Manager by I'mSoSad April 2, 2021

Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

When you meet a guy whose small scrawny appearance makes you think their pp is small, but in reality they possess a gargantua, thus prompting the fitting name 'dinosaur chicken nugget'.

Person 1: Yo I just saw this small scrawny looking dude at the gym locker room, and when he stripped naked I was shocked that his dick was actually a dinosaur chicken nugget!
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?

Dinosaur Chicken Nugget by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021