What the deuce?

Similar to "What the hell?" or "What's going on?"

"Dude, I haven't heard from you in three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 28, 2005

deuce

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and chunk deuce

I'm out, deuce.

by basebasebase January 17, 2004

Double Deuce

When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.

Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"

by Jijjiii June 21, 2009

deuce brothers

The baddest trio to ever be caught on film, the Deuce brothers are a gang of three incorrigible brothers who like their women easy, their liquor plentiful, their hookahs free, and their furniture tipped over.

The three brothers are Jimmy "Fingers," Jesse "the Fist," and Taylor "Tip-Cup" Deuce.
Their first film, "A Lucky Day in Hell" is both a social commentary and a documentary that explores the dark undersides to gang life and hotel management.
Not big fans of fig newtons.

"Watch out, those deuce brothers will fuck you up....and then pee on you."

by Angry Gorilla March 18, 2005

Deuce Douglas

A cooler way of saying "twenty dollar bill"

guy #1: "Yo bro you still owe me a Deuce Douglas for buying lunchh last weekend"
guy #2: "Oh yeah I'll get that to you dont worry"

by Joey Millz January 19, 2010

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

loose deuce

Diarrhea, liquid shit, wet fart

Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.

by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005