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flashlight detective

A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.
I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.
by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018
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Beta Detector

Beta Detector is usually a female who can tell that if the guy she is in relationship with, or when a guy approached her is a beta male. Usually when females talk to a guy they can detect that is he is beta such as he avoids eye contact, shy and doesn’t know to have conversation. Usually women reject beta males but only time she will give her time to him if the beta male has money so she can use him as Beta Male Provider. Women are in general very good at being Beta Detector. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz who is the host of Jisun Benz Show.
Tania : Girl , why did you reject that cute guy ?
Michelle : He ain’t my type
Tania : You’re a great Beta Detector
by Jisun January 25, 2020
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BULLSHIT DETECTOR

Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.

Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."

That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
by Moscow Man June 8, 2020
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ghost detector

A device what detects ghosts to see where the ghosts location.
There’s some of them what are fake, pranks, simulators to find a ghost and then you got to buy one for 3.49$, those are the real ones.
Ghost detectors are fake. The only purpose is for entertainment only.
by Spheraz January 13, 2021
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down detector

down detector is the website where little kids that play fortnite get to report to others that their game/website is down.
FUCK! FORTNITE IS GIVING ME AN ERROR! GOTTA GO TO DOWN DETECTOR TO LET OTHERS KNOW!
by acjack77 February 11, 2021
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smoke detector

A device, typically used within Fire Safety, to warn of smoke.
Smoke detectors are required in all levels of a house, including basements and locations where someone may sleep.
by Trainguy15 June 11, 2021
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Porn Detective

Someone who uses all their internet sleuthing abilities in order to find the source of a particular pornographic image or clip. Google search, reverse image search, questioning discord and reddit users, freeze framing to check out on-screen text, cross referencing screenshots of the model in question with a database of similar looking models until he finds a match, nothing is out of the question when you're horny and trying to get off. This is the dude that should have been working at the NSA to find Bin Laden, but instead he's trying to find the name of the porn star he just watched get gangbanged.

Imagine a dude from CSI, except instead of looking for a murderer, he's zooming into a washed out watermark in the corner of a :03 second .gif in order to find out the source of the porn he wants to jack off to.
Jim: "God damn that was a hot clip. Who was that?
Michael: "No idea. Just found it while browsing reddit. Send it to Kyle, he's a real porn detective. If he's horny, He'll find the source in less than an hour."
by Atsumi Saiki December 9, 2021
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