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defechead

a person who for the sake of annoying his friends shtuck his head up a mokeys ass.
my name is jon and i stuck my head up a monkeys ass!! sucker!
by tom-o May 8, 2003
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Deechle

A person of greatness and ultimate chill factor. Can be used as a nickname or an adjective.
"Hey! Deechle, come here for a sec."

"Dude, that guy is deechle. Did you see what he did last night?"
by Rachiey October 9, 2008
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Detective Mode

The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.
Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"

Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"
by Manthemanman August 10, 2010
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detocho

Detocho, a man who never owns up to his actions and responsibilities. He only thinks of himself. But besides that, he's really good in bed.
Detocho is a nacho... not cho your man.
by leahk December 1, 2017
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Detached Retinas

Going 0-327mph in less than 5-seconds, but making the mistake of deploying both of your parachutes while still under acceleration. (Resulting injury; middle english origin).
Gunner had at least 17 beers tonight and he is leaving Picardy Third’s the bar and going straight to work third shift implied. He is definitely coming home tomorrow with detached retinas.
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
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Detectiving

Sex act of smoking weed while getting your dick stuck in a Westinghouse ceiling fan running on 120V electricity.
Jake should stop detectiving my new ceiling fan.
by estonks September 26, 2019
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Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny
by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019
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