Desert Oasis High School

- Conceived in 2008 in Las Vegas, NV, Desert Oasis High School is the child school of Sierra Vista High School and Liberty High School, both of which are shit schools.... which is ironic because Desert Oasis is the best school in the county.
- Also the brain child of the massive budget deficit in Las Vegas an one of the last schools built.
- 60% of Population at Desert Oasis HS is Asian+ 40% of DOHS is Wealthy = 100% better then your school.

You go to a cool school, you must go to Desert Oasis High School.

by J.M and R.T December 4, 2010

desertspoon

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)

Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!

by TheBeast April 5, 2005

weapons of mass deception

Weapons that dumbfuckers like George W. Bush think other countries have.

There were no WMDs in Iraq so leave the Iraqis alone for God's sake!

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Desert Island

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.

Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

Desert Eagle

Sex move. While conducting intercourse on beach (or other sandy location), male who is penetrating woman dips his penis in sand and continues the act of intercourse...as long as possible. AKA The Breaded Pork Chop.

I was beating up that sideways smile on the beach, and I actually pulled off the Desert Eagle.

by Hektor18 January 2, 2011

deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.

"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"

by Jeff May 26, 2004

Desert Eagle

Sex manifested into gun form

"Being shot by a Desert Eagle is like being kicked by Chuck Norris"

"rofl i only need ma desert eagle to 0wn u n00bz on css! :p"

by superdawge September 12, 2009