up the date

up the arse

I did Sharon up the date, she loved it.

by mcLevin September 15, 2010

juicy date

when a girl gives you a blowjob on the first date

Jordan gave Tom a juicy date

by KimJuan August 6, 2016

Date Movie

The absolute worst movie of 2006. One of the worst films ever. So incredibly awful that they actually put Alison Hannigan in a fat suit. Most of the people who watched it committed a big messy suicide in the middle of the theater. Avoid at all cost. About as funny as a marathon of Mind of Mencia.

Dude, that was worse than Date Movie.

I'm sorry for the death of your mother my friend.

by George of the Windy Hills February 1, 2009

Fake Date

the person you asked to go out interseted in the event (e.g Cinema, movies, fun fair, circus etc) and is not interseted in you.

Chris- "hey tasha, you wanna go out with me?"

Tasha- "err, no."

Chris- "i got tickets to go watch Kung fu panda"

Tasha- "i love kung fu panda! il see you at the cinema"

Doc- "Man Chris, shes not interested in you, shes interested in the movie, you got yourself a fake date!"

by atchaboi August 1, 2008

Daley

1)To be a person who always gets him/her-self tangled in complicated situations, and then has no idea how to get out, but luckily finds a way.

2)One who can take any comment or situation straight to the gutter; one who is gutter-minded

3)The last name of some pretty amazing girls, who are defintely worth the wait.
They are extremely good in bed and will love you if you let them

4) An amazing girl, who is very srtistic, forgiving, friendly, and creative. She is a wonderfully artist, and can draw brilliant pictures. She is also very talented in other fields; such as: Writing, Sports, and Friendship. No Matter what you do to this girl, she will always be there for you. Though, she can play some mean pranks, and can be mistaken for a "fat-chested liar", she is very kind hearted, and almost never lets you down. She is extremely humorous, and, if befriended, will create much esoterica.

1) You get caught with your pants down and say......shes a doctor!
then get away with it.
You just pulled a Daley.

2)Dude how could you possibly take that conversation to the gutter? You straight up pulled a daley on that one.

3)Dude, I'm so stoked i think this girl is daley.

4) This Daley kid is sure amazing.

by UberEpicAwesomeSauce December 23, 2008

Double Blind Date

A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.

I wonder how Jackie and Tim will even find each other on their double blind date tonight.

by ZLF February 8, 2009

bust a date

To sell your body for money or personal favors.

" My pimp wants me to bust a date tonight, but my coochie is sore from yesterday!"

by BGdaBEAST12 August 10, 2017