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date-vape

1) (noun) When you and your significant other are spending date night doing nothing but vaping, your blue vape and her pink vape, most likely at home on the couch watching netflix with your dog and cat..

2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..
1) "honey, will you give me a foot rub? they're killing me!"

"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"

2) "how was your first date with mike?"

"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"
by conspiracy boy November 26, 2015
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Date lamed

When you attend a party with a date and they dissapear mid-way thorough the night.
"Where's my husband? Have I been date lamed?"
by Goodlyon February 29, 2016
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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016
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Date and Drop

When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.
"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.

"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.
by swiffer.the.pussy69 December 1, 2016
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date crasher

When a date is ruined or becomes less romantic due to a third person such as a uninvited friend or family member.
Merry's date was ruined when she found her dad being a date crasher.
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date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date
Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate
by Mryourrong January 4, 2018
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Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting
Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.
by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018
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